Things NOT to do this weekend that will NOT help you relax.
- You’re at A BBQ going for second on the egg salad 3 hours later… YUMMY HOT SWEATY. (You WIll REgrET it!)
- Uncle teddy eats a huge taco salad then asks you to pull his finger. (You WIll REgrET it!)
- Getting gas last minute – between the gas hicked up for the weekend and the waiting in traffic. (You WIll REgrET it!)
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” ~ Doug Larson
- Fun BBQs, backyard pool parties and staying cool even can lead to (You WIll REgrET it!)