Okay, for some reason, I saw a commercial for a CSI Las Vegas, a CSI Miami, CSI New York DVD 4 deck pack. But wait, that is only 3 CSI’s, where is the fourth? Then I remember CSI: Evergreens! That’s when I started drawing the above-Mental Health Humor cartoon late last night. How dedicated was I to my art? I feel asleep with the pen in my hand!
No, I don’t consider NCSI part of CSI… Sorry, James Smith. Oh, I mean, LL Cool J does give the the show the only reason to watch it if I ever do find myself having nothing else to watch, and I mean nothing, like I would watch Barney over that show. Come on, all you Ladies Love Cool Jay, us guys just want him to go back to rapping.
Fact: between 30 and 40 million trees PERISH throughout the Xmas period! Hey, that only make for tons of files to pull from for scripts for CSI: Evergreens.
What do you do with your Evergreen Hemlocks, Blue Spruce, Red Cedar, White Pine, Scottish Pine and Jack Pine after the holidays? Leaving them in the house too long becomes a fire hazard. Do you do anything cool, or just toss them out like yesterdays trash? Don’t worry CSI: Evergreens will find them in the dump and take finger prints off the tassels.
Like Gil Grissom always says, “There is always a clue.” Of course, Gil Grissom also told my wife, “I can’t tell whether he’s brilliant or nuts.”