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Diet: I get HIGH on SPEED

2013 Mental Health Humor - I GET HIGH on Hi-Speed Blending - Chato Stewart Family Stew Cartoon
FAMILY STEW Blender: MixO 5000
Fine: Candy, Oreo, Snail, Worm
I GET HIGH…on Hi-Speed Blending

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I picked up the “As Seen on TVNutriBullet Nutrition Extraction System. It’s the ultimate hi-speed blender that pulverizes and liquifies  fruits, vegetables, nuts, grains, candy, cheese, ice and it’s SO MUCH FUN!  I hate salad. I eat it but begrudgingly, well, I just tossed that tossed salad into the “bullet” shaped cup added some fixings and a little water and KABOOM a salad smoothie!  YUM! Humm, I wonder if I could blend pizza??

I have been looking for anything and everything to put in there… I made my own rice flour with the flat milling blade, still trying to find uses for that.  I milled flax seed, sunflower seed, and a bunch of nuts.

Still working on the right type of juices and smoothies to make.  My goal is to use this to support my over-all health and eat raw vegetables that i cannot chew any more or just don’t like to eat. Even so, there is a rush, a HIGH when I hear the hi-speed emulsifying blade liquifying a fruit or veggie mix.  I’m even happier that I don’t waste as much food, since I can repurpose something or make a soup with leftovers.

I know this thing is awesome cause I got my kids to drink a fresh vegetable smoothie with:

  • Beets
  • Broccoli
  • Celery
  • Spinach
  • Garlic
  • Onion
  • Carrot
  • Tomato
  • Bell pepper
  • and Cream Cheese

As for weight-loss, I’m sure you can lose weight just drinking your food. Right now, for me, it’s just for support and over-all balanced nutrition. Plus, it pulses/makes a killer Strawberry Daiquiri!

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Diet: I get HIGH on SPEED

Chato Stewart

Chato Stewart has a mission, to draw and use humor as a positive tool to live, to cope with the debilitating effects symptoms of mental illness. Chato Stewart is a Mental Health Hero and Advocate. Recovery Peer Specialist board-certified in Florida. Chato is the artist behind the cartoons series Mental Health Humor, Over-Medicated, and The Family Stew - seen here in his blog posts. The cartoons are drawn from his personal experience of living with bipolar disorder (and other labels). [email protected]


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APA Reference
Stewart, C. (2013). Diet: I get HIGH on SPEED. Psych Central. Retrieved on September 23, 2018, from https://blogs.psychcentral.com/humor/2013/08/diet-i-get-high-on-speed/

 

Last updated: 24 Aug 2013
Last reviewed: By John M. Grohol, Psy.D. on 24 Aug 2013
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