Caption: CYBER MONDAY ‘S Propaganda Enforcers Cyborgs
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Did you know that it was big business that came up with BLACK FRIDAY and Cyber Monday? Wikipedia says, “‘Cyber Monday’ is a neologism invented by Shop.org, part of the U.S. trade association National Retail Federation. It was first used within the ecommerce community during the 2005 holiday season.“* I think it has very little to do with selling anything, rather it is the second stage of a 4 part master plan for big business to rule the world.
Stage one is to coax you into place with early specials, buys, and deals on November 25th. Like bulls to the slaughter, they convince you that waiting 12 to 24 hours out in the cold for a sale is normal. You call it BLACK Friday. They call the Friday after Thanksgiving Stage ONE!
Then, Stage two was established once big business weakened our defensive’s and they hit us at home or on our smart phones with Cyber Monday. Stage three starts with a panic, when big business actives the virus hidden deep in every network that gives technology sentience and turning it into cyborg robots forcing the human race to buy products on line from shady websites. Finally stage four is when big business launches its most ambitious endeavor; taking back the skies by establishing an additional day to buy junk with Carrier Pigeon Tuesday.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST…You are so lucky I exposed this conspiracy before it was too late! Or am I just being paranoid?!
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