I’m one big walking horny cliché.  Today was my first Saturday afternoon to myself in over a month.  So I grabbed some DVDs and parked my ass on the couch.  I popped in season one of “Californication” – this was my first problem.  If you know the show, you probably can guess what I’m referring to.  It’s one super-charged sex romp with a good story line.  Too many naked people and sex scenes – that is, too many if you are horny and haven’t had sex in almost two years.

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One Big Horny Cliché

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  1. I hear ya! Try being 64 and finding a man of quality, etc…..as for the sex thing; i relate; been 5 years (or is that 6!!))….eating paint off the walls soon.

    As for batteries…..they leave me cold. Hi, sailor, buy me a dress?

  2. Just what is the value of your post? Are you trying to convince yourself you really are fine with a battery being your significant other?

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