I’m one big walking horny cliché. Today was my first Saturday afternoon to myself in over a month. So I grabbed some DVDs and parked my ass on the couch. I popped in season one of “Californication” – this was my first problem. If you know the show, you probably can guess what I’m referring to. It’s one super-charged sex romp with a good story line. Too many naked people and sex scenes – that is, too many if you are horny and haven’t had sex in almost two years.
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I hear ya! Try being 64 and finding a man of quality, etc…..as for the sex thing; i relate; been 5 years (or is that 6!!))….eating paint off the walls soon.
As for batteries…..they leave me cold. Hi, sailor, buy me a dress?
Just what is the value of your post? Are you trying to convince yourself you really are fine with a battery being your significant other?
Here you go: http://www.zazzle.com/battery+operated+tshirts