One Big Horny Cliché
I’m one big walking horny cliché. Today was my first Saturday afternoon to myself in over a month. So I grabbed some DVDs and parked my ass on the couch. I popped in season one of “Californication” – this was my first problem. If you know the show, you probably can guess what I’m referring to. It’s one super-charged sex romp with a good story line. Too many naked people and sex scenes – that is, too many if you are horny and haven’t had sex in almost two years.

