I wanted to re-frame a breakdown into a breakthrough.

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“Major Scaled”: it’s like dipping your iPod into a vat of liquid Prozac. Listen as this artist digitally converts minor-scaled songs into major-scaled songs.

This is perhaps my most niche blog post ever, but: if you have an anxiety disorder and are planning on getting a septoplasty, this post is just for you.

Follow Panic About Anxiety on Facebook and you’ll make this anxiety-ridden gal happy.

What if, during my follow-up appointment, I bled again? What if I passed out? What if I felt nauseous? Here’s what really happened. Hold on to your hats, people.

I am trying to think positively, but I don’t believe a word of it.