I shall age gracefully because for now at least, I’m forced to.
It’s a very good thing that I don’t have unlimited financial resources because if I did, with my if-one-is-good,-two-is-better mentality, I’d surely give Joan Rivers and Kenny Rodgers a run for their money (I’m sorry Kenny. I loved “Islands In A Stream…”).
I’m going to be 48 in less than a month. Forty Eight? Forty EIGHT?
If I had a dollar for every minute I’ve spent looking in the mirror, pulling my face up, up up and back and eyeballing my butt which is 4 inches lower on my body than it was a year ago…If I had a dollar, I’d go under the proverbial knife.