GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 3: Baton Twirling Distraction Pinky Nose Picker
What is it about our nostrils that attracts our fingers? My grandfather always carried a hanky, but I never saw him blow his nose. He was a digger… I wonder if nose picking is hereditary?
T.V. Show: Nose Pick’en IDOL
Score: Judge one: 5, Judge two: 6, Judge three: 10
Caption: One Leg, two finger nose picker
As I mentioned in my last two posts, the “Nose Pick’en Idol” series is something I started drawing back in 2007. Yes, I get it. I’m a. . . . . . . . . . procrastinator on some projects! It may be a Bipolar thing. I start so many wonderful IDEAS then never quite finish them. Not that I think picking my nose is wonderful. Unless, I get that big dried-out snot with the roots… Ah, you guys know what I’m talking about!
I hate that I pick my nose sometimes. I DON’T EAT IT! Also, I am a germaphobe! So, Rhinotillexomania is like an oxymoron; much like my Bipolar. Fear not, I go through gallons of Germ-X and other hand sanitizers!
Picking noses is not just a male thing. I’ve seen a lot of women do it. But, they always try and hide it with some type of distraction! Just like the above cartoon: “Pinky Finger Nose Picker.”
To read more about scratching the green grass of your nostrils see: Constructive Tips for Rhinotillexomania – Also Known as Compulsive Nose Picking.
Don’t worry friends, only two more “Nose Pick’en Idol” cartoons. Then you get to vote (for the grossest cartoon) on Friday…
GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor
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Stewart, C. (2012). GROSS ALERT – Guy Humor – Rhinotillexomania Idol Contestant 3: Baton Twirling Distraction Pinky Nose Picker. Psych Central. Retrieved on July 1, 2015, from http://blogs.psychcentral.com/humor/2012/02/gross-alert-guy-humor-rhinotillexomania-idol-contestant-3-baton-twirling-distraction-pinky-nose-picker/