Sunday Stew: Beach Day

By Chato B. Stewart

Precious : Ba-ba-ba-BIRD!!!

Title: Children are the outboard motors on flotation devices

Going to the beach is so therapeutic for our family! You would think that living in Florida gives us the opportunity to go the beach daily…Well, when we lived in Sarasota that was true, until the red-tide caused my kids’ asthma to go into over-drive.

We had to move more inland and away from the break out areas. Yes, it worked, but now we are close to the habor that goes into the mangrove wet lands/marsh. The water is murky and tea colored. We don’t go to the local beach much but every now and again we take a trip to the Englwood beach. It’s not Siesta Key Beach but it’s close.

I think we will have to make a plan to get back to that beach soon.

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Last reviewed: 11 Jul 2011

APA Reference
Stewart, C. (2011). Sunday Stew: Beach Day. Psych Central. Retrieved on May 24, 2012, from http://blogs.psychcentral.com/humor/2011/07/sunday-stew-beach-day/

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