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mental health humorWords Of The Widsomless: Monday, Monday:

Monday is the day to start all over again, it’s a clean slate, new beginning, a fresh start… Oh GOD I HATE MONDAYS!

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Words Of the Wisdomless:- Smart Goals

“It is better to make goals you CAN’T reach than NOT to make any goal at all! At least you’ll be thinking of doing something, and that is ALWAYS better then doing nothing all. Now, that is smart goal setting.”

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Words Of The wisdomless: I am a CLOWN

“Why is it the clown is always happy on the outside but crying on the inside? Do you think he is bipolar? Well, unless he’s riding a unicycle, then wouldn’t he be… unipolar?”

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Words of the Wisdomless: Mind Games

“When you’re playing the game of life like a game of red rover, red rover… Always ask for sanity to come over!”

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Words Of The Widsomless: Time

It might seem like I procrastinate to you because your day is based on the earth’s 24 hour day, but my day is based on the sun’s 365 Hour Day.

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Words Of The wisdomless: Life

“If you wish you could do it all over again… then, you didn’t learn a thing!”

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Words Of The Wisdomless: You Can Do it!

“You can do whatever you think you can’t do! It’s just your mind holding you back! Well… it could be gravity too – that is if you think you can fly!”

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Balance

“If you’re seeking balance because your life is a mess; then you’re looking for the wrong thing, What you need to be seeking… is a broom.”

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Words Of The Wisdomless: Names

“I think Bipolar is misnamed! Yes, the description of a two mood spectrum from mania to depression may fit for some. But, whatever happened to normal? Shouldn’t it be renamed as TRI-polar to include the normal mood. I don’t know about you, but I’ve met a lot of so called normal people. They all were are bit nutty to me! I say ‘normal’ is the new crazy!”

 


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    Last reviewed: 30 Oct 2010

APA Reference
Stewart, C. (2010). [Not Quite] Midnight Madness: 9 Quotes of Chato B. Stewart’s Words Of The Wisdomless. Psych Central. Retrieved on April 16, 2014, from http://blogs.psychcentral.com/humor/2010/10/midnight-madness-9-quotes-of-chato-b-stewarts-words-of-the-wisdomless/

 

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