If you’re struggling with issues in your personal life (say, mental health problems, a rocky pseudo-marriage, or a tumultuous relationship with your family, for example), I imagine the last thing you need is a fairly well-known investigative reporter and best-selling author to write a book about your woes.
Yet, that’s exactly what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (really, more emphasis on Angelina Jolie) are getting when Ian Halperin’s new book, Brangelina Exposed, hits shelves on December 1, 2009.
Halperin, who’s probably currently most notable for penning the July 2009 New York Times bestseller Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, but whose resume also includes Love & Death: The Murder of Kurt Cobain, Celine Dion: Behind The Fairytale - A Very, Very, Unauthorized Biography (nice disclaimer), and Shut Up and Smile: Supermodels, the Dark Side, apparently leaves no stone unturned with Brangelina Exposed: According to UsWeekly.com, the author parses “through Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the ‘real reason’ for their infamous split,” “hones in on Jolie’s dark past, reporting ‘new details of her volatile relationship with and estrangement from her father Jon Voight, her struggles with suicidal impulses, her heroin use, her sexual exploits and her remarkable rise to become an Oscar-winning actress’,” and uses the book to “introduce ‘the key figure behind the scenes who orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador.’”
Whether it’s out of respect for the celebrities’ privacy or out of frustration over scandalous gossip overload, celebrity bloggers and their readers - for the most part - aren’t reacting favorably thus far. I imagine reactions might be a bit different if the book were, say, at least co-written by one or both of the stars, but, as it is, we’re getting some pretty serious and personal information from a supposedly heavily-sourced third party.
So, will I be standing in line at Borders on December 1?
Only if Stephenie Meyer finally wraps up Midnight Sun and the release date just happens to be the first day of December.
In other words, no.
What about you?
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I couldn’t have said it better myself!
She is no different to any other neurotic self absorbed celeb who’s had breast enlargement, tummy reductions etc.Men think shes gorgeous because she doesn’t apologise for who & what she has been. Though they wouldnt marry a woman like that themselves. It’s all about the fantasy. The book itself will be interesting journalism because of all the things shes admitted, this being an unauthorised book, will have a few shocking stories in it. Brad knew he’d made a mistake a long time ago. But she knows how to keep him, by being pregnant, giving birth by abnormal methods so she can have the excess skin & fat taken away at the same time. She’s a nutter with a baaaad temper