So, Jon and Kate Gosselin's Big Announcement? They're getting divorced.
Well, actually, during the clip titled "The Announcement," both Jon and Kate announce (separately) that the couple is separating, but CNN reported (and backed up with a TLC-released statement from Kate) that Kate filed for divorce from Jon on June 22.
Potayto, potahto - the point is, the couple has finally entered Splitsville, USA, Population: 50% of all American marriages (or some such high statistic), and I'm willing to bet most Americans aren't too surprised.
Me? I was a little surprised. I haven't watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 since those sextuplets were in cribs; I'm not invested and I didn't watch "The Announcement." Still, I was hoping I'd turn on the ol' computer yesterday and find out "The Announcement" went a little more like so:
"Dear TLC and America: We've been married for ten years, we have eight beautiful children together, and our marriage is falling apart. So, while we thank you for all the opportunities reality television has provided, we'd also thank you to kindly get the hell out of our house now."