ADHD-Friendly? 10 Pros and 10 Cons of a Blue Badge Tour Guide Career
I once lived on a 150-acre farm. Although the property was resplendent in its natural beauty, here and there along the hiking path were remnants of the property’s history.
On the right was a huge, rusted metal wagon wheel ring; several meters along on the left, an abandoned kitchen sink nestled amongst the jewelweed.
During one such walk, I spontaneously started to narrate, “…and on our right we see an example of the first primitive hula-hoop, used by farm kids during their rare moments of leisure…”
I continued to riff, making up stories, anecdotes, and histories for each abandoned object. I made up names and properties for plants. I was on a roll.
Bona fide guides
Today, the 2012 Olympics begin; and with them, an army of newly-minted Blue Badge Tour Guides hit the streets of London, England.
As I listened to a documentary about these highly-trained professionals, I was reminded of my impromptu, untrained, improvisational stint as a Forest Tour Guide.
Tour guiding as an extreme sport?
Even the Blue Badge training sounds cool. Like an extreme sport, it requires stamina and hyper-focus (something we’re great at, right?!).
Training also takes lots of alone time, walking or biking, learning the stories, practicing your schtick. Considering how much time I already spend talking aloud to myself, at least this would make me legit.
Apparently most guides today are multilingual, as am I: I have NSL (Normal-as-a-Second-Language), and un peu de français.
So for all you ADHDers considering a career move, let’s ponder the pros and cons of being an ADHD Tour Guide.
10 ADHD Pros of a Tour Guide Career
1 ) Lots of walking (exercise: one of the best ADHD treatments)
2 ) Multi-tasking (walking, talking, lookin’ good, and pointing)
3 ) You get to yell and excitedly point at stuff and not get in trouble for it
4 ) Adrenaline rush of performing before a live audience
5 ) Control: you choose (from a huge amount of details) what to focus on in your banter
6 ) Unpredictability: you’re dealing with the public (i.e. – no boredom!)
7 ) Use your drama queen mojo to earn a living (tourists want juicy human-interest stories about love, betrayal, death; NOT dates, according to one professional guide) Yay!
8 ) Get paid to be enthusiastic, charming, and exciting
9 ) Employ your hawkeye attention to detail (one guide said they can get too finicky about details)
10 ) Best of all: you’re paid to talk!
10 ADHD Cons of a Tour Guide Career
1 ) I’m pretty sure you won’t be allowed to make stuff up
2 ) …which means you’ll need a memory
3 ) You’ll probably have to show up on time for the tour
4 ) You’ll need to overcome being directionally-challenged
5 ) Getting distracted and changing the tour from a museum to a mall tour might be frowned upon
6 ) Rapid-fire speech while excited won’t be effective
7 ) Flirting with the tourists is probably taboo
8 ) You’ll need to remember your umbrella (ha! Like that’s gonna happen! And you can’t share with the cute Brazilian tourist; see #7 above)
9 ) Hyperfocusing on your favorite painting and forgetting where you are or what you were doing will seem less-than-professional
10 ) Impulsive tasteless jokes about the Queen’s bush could get you in trouble
Is a Tour Guide career for you? To help you decide, please take a tour of the points listed above. If you read like me, you need to read them over again anyway. Good luck!
Kessler, Z. (2013). ADHD-Friendly? 10 Pros and 10 Cons of a Blue Badge Tour Guide Career. Psych Central. Retrieved on April 28, 2015, from http://blogs.psychcentral.com/adhd-zoe/2012/07/adhd-friendly-10-pros-and-10-cons-of-a-blue-badge-tour-guide-career/