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You’re How Old? And You Have ADHD?

Monday, March 2nd, 2015
This is how old I am!

This is how old I am!

I have a problem. Well, I have lots of problems, but I have one I’d like to share.

It’s my age, or rather, my ages. I have ADHD, so I have a chronological age, a physical age, an emotional age, and an age based on how much time it feels like I’ve lived.

Those ages, in that order, are 56, 86, 13, and 21.

Now the 56 can be ignored, that’s just the amount of time since my birth. I don’t look that old, and I feel much older (has anyone seen my liniment?).


Dismiss Your ADHD – Five “True” Dismissive Statements

Monday, February 23rd, 2015
Really? Truly? Are you sure???

Really? Truly? Are you sure???

You’ve met them. You may even know some of them quite well. Those people who, unencumbered by any valid instruction in the concepts of mental health issues or disorders, are perfectly happy to dismiss ADHD as fake. Maybe you are one of them.

I love the line, “Well, I have a [brother in law, gas station attendant, hairdresser, paper delivery boy, or other valid source of scientific gossip] who says that ADHD is [made up, something everyone has, what was the question, caused by diet soft drinks] so I know enough not to give it any credence.” Large sigh – yep, I never get tired of hearing that one.

As if someone else saying it first makes it somehow less imbecilic or more acceptable.


ADHD For Valentine’s Day – Part II

Friday, February 20th, 2015
Don't worry, all part of the plan ...

Don’t worry, all part of the plan …

I know. Even later now than on Wednesday. Again, I’ve been busy. Cray-cray busy. But I explained all that in the already late ADHD For Valentine’s Day. And I did promise to address this issue.


ADHD For Valentine’s Day

Wednesday, February 18th, 2015
I love Valentine's day ... maybe

I love Valentine’s day … maybe

Just in time for Valentines day, I wrote this post to help you out.

Actually, I’m well aware that it’s late.

I wanted to do something like this, but I have been busy. No, really, I have been busy.

And not just ADHD busy. You know ADHD busy, right? That busy when you’re supposed to be doing one thing and instead you’re picking up and putting down one thing after another and just doing one more little thing, deluded into thinking that you’re being efficient and making things easier and you’re finally going to get ahead of it all.


The Scariest ADHD Things You Will Ever Hear … Or Say

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Heard any good ones lately?

Heard any good ones lately?

ADHD is not necessarily a good place to be. It’s not the Ritz, not easy street, not a walk in the park.

And yet, for the most part, if you have it, it’s where you’re most at home. Like me, if you have ADHD, you’ve lived here all your life.

It’s kind of like living on the so called “wrong” side of town. It’s not really all that unsafe, so long as you know where to walk, what to do, who to steer clear of. You know, the little things … all those things we’re not all that good at remembering to do.


Refresher Course On ADHD

Wednesday, January 21st, 2015
I may be old, but I'm still bright ... sort of.

I may be old, but I’m still bright … sort of.

I’ve been doing some writing about ADHD the last five days or so. No, not this blog. Well, not just this blog.

I’ve been engaged to write a few articles on the subject.

And I’m learning some things, relearning some things, and remembering some things.

I’ve been reminded of how young this disorder is and yet how far back in history you can go and still find descriptions of it.


I Have ADHD, I Don’t Need Your Help

Friday, January 16th, 2015
I'm serious about this ...

I’m serious about this …

There are things I don’t do well. And there are reasons for that.

No, I’m not talking about paying attention … well, not just that.

I don’t do well at running a nuclear reactor. Or, at least, I imagine I wouldn’t. I’ve never really tried, because I’ve never had any training. I suspect that it involves more than just flipping a switch.

I don’t do all that well shifting gears in big trucks and tractors that require double clutching. It’s not that I don’t know how, it’s that I don’t practice much.


Coming Clean With The ADHD Laundry Conundrum

Monday, January 12th, 2015
So this is why my dresser is empty ...

So this is why my dresser is empty …

I don’t write a help column. If you’re looking for tips & tricks, hints to a happy life, what the kids are calling “hacks” these days, you may find a few that work for you here, but that’s not my job.

What is my job? Well, among other things, I talk about what my life is like and the things I notice that are likely part of, or at least influenced by, my ADHD.

If you read my blog and you catch yourself saying “Me too!” or “So that’s why that happens.” or even just “I understand that totally … I don’t do that, but I see how that could be.” then you get the big part of why I’m here.


My 8 Totally Doable ADHD New Year’s Resolutions

Friday, January 2nd, 2015
I make resolutions all the time ...

I make resolutions all the time …

So, I realize that the title of my last post was a little misleading. What was I thinking? “In 2015, I Resolve To …

Did I tell you what my resolutions were in that post? No. Which makes me wonder … why are you reading this one? I lied. You should have higher standards.

No, wait, don’t go away. It was a mistake … the title meant that I resolve not to make resolutions that are bound to fail.
And? …


What Things Exacerbate ADHD?

Wednesday, November 19th, 2014
CanADHDian

CanADHDian

I’ve seen my ADHD symptoms fluctuate. And I’ve seen other’s symptoms fluctuate as well.
The first thing that happened to me when I was diagnosed was my thinking “Ah, that explains … everything.”

My follow up thoughts seemed to orbit around the idea that I should be able to compensate for my symptoms, now that I knew what they were, how they manifested and to what extent they influenced day to day life.


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