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ADHD And The Umbrella Manufacturing Industry


Quick, where's your umbrella? Front hall closet, maybe?

Nope,it's not there. That's where I would have guessed too, but we were both wrong. Maybe you left it in the car? I checked for mine in my truck behind the seats, but it wasn't there. You go look and see.

No, eh? Sorry, I thought you'd have been luckier than I was.

Where else could it be? Beside the back door? Did you loan it to someone? Is it in the downstairs shower where you left it to drain the last time you used it? No?
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Fully Charged With ADHD


Do you have ADHD primarily hyperactive? Or maybe ADHD combined subtype? If so, you know the sensation of always being on the go.

I wrote a couple of blog posts about my last weekend last Friday and Monday and I listed all the things I attended and some things I attended to.

And of course, there was normal activity as well. Or at least, it was normal for me.
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… You might have ADHD


You know you can't just say you have ADHD, right? In fact, if you go around saying it without having a valid diagnosis, there's a chance you'll upset someone who has the diagnosis. Especially if you don't really have ADHD.

And the deal is, that having ADHD, as I've said a thousand times, is a mater of having symptoms that are pretty normal and common, but having them with a frequency and intensity that have a real and constant negative effect on your life.

So you know, if you're going around saying you have ADHD because of things that happen to you or that are caused by you, and you're saying it a lot ... well, you might have ADHD.
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ADHD And Health Care


Are you aware that you are more likely to visit the emergency room if you have ADHD? And while I can't say why categorically, I feel certain that it isn't just that you want to.

On the other hand, apparently people with ADHD make good first responders. Could that be because we're familiar with the processes?

Additionally, people with ADHD have, on average, poorer oral health than those whom I like to label as suffering Delusions of Normalcy. That is to say, we have more cavities, more tooth decay, and generally speaking, fewer teeth in the long run.
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Bringing My ADHD Online


The internet is a wonderful place to play. And for some of us it's also a great place to work. But for those of us with ADHD, being online is often like having to take your children to the grocery store.

You head in the front door of the “world wide web” knowing exactly what you're doing there. And the front door is where you check your sanity, hoping you'll get it back when you log out. Every shiny link you see, your kids want ... er, I mean your ADHD wants you to check it out.

It's gotten to the point where I don't ever write my blog online. I open up my word processor and hope to hell that I don't have to look up any references or words.
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Led Astray By ADHD

I love life. That may not come as much of a shock to anyone who reads this blog, but in case you missed it, well there it is. I love life. I love my life, this life. I have some troubles, admittedly. I've seen some rough times. But I love this life.

You see, I've gotten to the point where I'm well aware that life is, most likely, more than half over.

I do tell people that I intend to live to be 110. And that would mean that, at 56, I'm past middle age. It should be noted that I also tell people that when I reach 110 I want to die by being hit by a bus and that I hope it knocks me completely off my motorcycle and into a courtyard near a pool of pretty young women so that I can die surrounded by beauty ... but that's another blog post for another day.
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You’re How Old? And You Have ADHD?


I have a problem. Well, I have lots of problems, but I have one I'd like to share.

It's my age, or rather, my ages. I have ADHD, so I have a chronological age, a physical age, an emotional age, and an age based on how much time it feels like I've lived.

Those ages, in that order, are 56, 86, 13, and 21.

Now the 56 can be ignored, that's just the amount of time since my birth. I don't look that old, and I feel much older (has anyone seen my liniment?).
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ADHD For Valentine’s Day


Just in time for Valentines day, I wrote this post to help you out.

Actually, I'm well aware that it's late.

I wanted to do something like this, but I have been busy. No, really, I have been busy.

And not just ADHD busy. You know ADHD busy, right? That busy when you're supposed to be doing one thing and instead you're picking up and putting down one thing after another and just doing one more little thing, deluded into thinking that you're being efficient and making things easier and you're finally going to get ahead of it all.
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